The Art of Putting It Off

Techniques for Deflecting Life's Expectations

When life gets too much, it's time to put it off. But, how do you do that? Here are some techniques to help you deflect life's expectations and live a life of leisure.

Technique 1: The Classic 'Later' Tactic

When faced with a daunting task or commitment, try telling people you'll do it 'later.' This technique is especially useful when you're not really sure what you're doing or when you've got a better offer.

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Technique 2: The 'I'm on a Meeting' Gambit

This technique is perfect for when you've got a meeting with your imaginary friends. You can claim you're on a meeting to buy time, avoid actual meetings, or just because you like the sound of it.

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Technique 3: The 'I'm Dead' Defense

This technique is great for when you're not really feeling alive. Claim you're dead and see how long it takes for people to notice. It's a fun game!

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